Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has issued a generous offer to current office holder Mike Pompeo after learning of the crowds that mobbed and breeched the US Embassy in Iraq.

“I’ll be happy to walk your dog while you deal with this.”

Hillary explained that she knows from experience just how hard Senate Republicans are going to come down on Pompeo.

“Obviously they will want to grill you endlessly whether it’s justified or not.”

She also warned him that even that won’t be the worst of it.

“The Republican base takes any attack on a US Embassy very seriously, so be prepared for deluge of outright hatred directed at you and the Trump administration that you represent.”

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