Hillary Clinton was in a generous mood today as she offered Presidential First Daughter Ivanka Trump the top bunk bed when they are both incarcerated for using private email accounts to conduct government business.
“She’s going to have a tough time inside looking like that, so it’s the least I can do.”
Clinton says she spent the day putting her hands out waiting for the crowds who used to chant ‘Lock Her Up’ to take her in custody.
“And Ivanka of course, given what she’s done.”
But to her surprise, Clinton says, calls for the former candidate to be put in jail and the key thrown away have diminished in recent days.
“I guess all those deplorables like me after all!”