Speaking at a graduation ceremony at her Alma Mater, former Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton urged the assembled young people to go into the world with a dream of what they want to be and do.

“It’s important to chase your dream, and it’s even more important to get off the couch and engage in some outdoor exercise when life decides to serve you a shit sandwich instead of letting that dream come true.”

They listened in rapt attention as she told them from experience the important of sticking with it.

“You must be resilient – not because it will get you to where you want to be – it’s more about staying sane and not screaming your head off when the world decides to put an infant in charge of the nuclear codes instead.”

She also reminded them that there are no short cuts in life.

“Work hard and you can be anything you—Fuck it—Let’s get drunk.”