After a successful April fool’s day of tricking close confidants into thinking she plans to run again, Hillary Clinton has decided to continue with her hilarious japing beyond April 1st.
“People got such a kick out of my funny, I thought why not keep it up for a little longer!”
Describing herself as someone who ‘fully commits to a prank’, Clinton plans to make the ruse feel even more authentic going forward by forming an exploratory committee, raising campaign funds, and registering for Democratic primaries in all 50 states.
“I don’t want to prevent any eligible voters from getting a kick out of my hilarious gag!”
Clinton also hopes to engage others in her ‘punking’ to really ‘get everyone good’.
“I’m hoping to convince the Democratic National Committee and a host of big name donors to join me in my gentle teasing.”