Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents raided 7-Eleven stores across the country today leading to the arrest of scores of undocumented hot dogs who have been in hiding there for years if not decades.

“In most cases we have no idea where they came from.”

The hot dogs were described as typically being loners who were found hanging out by themselves.

“As to their average age, we have no idea. Not young though.”

ICE officials warned this is a harbinger of what’s to come.

“If you think you’re safe under that gas station heatlamp, think again.”