The internet was up in arms today over a tweet by Ohio congressman Jim Jordan, accusing him of disavowing the effectiveness of government even as he collects a paycheck working in government. However his physician has intervened to warn people that they shouldn’t judge Jordan too harshly as he has a debilitating neurological condition that can lead to crass hypocritical stances like this.
“Unfortunately Representative Jordan’s brain is incapable of holding more than one notion in it at a time.”
The latest incident occurred when Jordan read a quote by Ronald Reagan – who suffered from the same condition – which said that the the nine most terrifying words in the English language are “I’m from the Government and I’m here to help”.
“He took on board this idea of Reagan’s that government is worse than useless, thereby displacing the idea that he was in government and shouldn’t be thinking that.”
Critics said it’s important Jordan be reminded he’s in government to serve as soon as possible. However medical professionals caution that replacing his current idea with another idea too soon may not be a good idea.
“His brain cell has been through a lot today and it needs its rest.”
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Larry, there’s something sort of….sad about a group of people of middle-to-low income who worship billionaires, believing that those billionaires are in touch with “real people” like them, and have their best interests in mind.
The Useful Idiots, the corrupt media and the scumbag “Democratic” Socialist Party completely miss the point. Which is exactly why they’re so out of touch with real people. Wish I had the time and space to explain how I’m trying to get help for an elderly friend of mine who checks all the right boxes; a Woman, elderly, disabled and Hispanic. But since she’s here legally we get a big “F**k You” from every government agency we’ve talked to. These agencies whose offices are infested with signs in Spanish. These agencies we pour billions of dollars into for their useless fat-ass uninonized public employees that are there specifically to “help” friends like my Melita. I was a long-haired hippie in the 70s. Now wishing I’d listened more to my Greatest Generation gra’mom and Ronald Reagan. I voted for Jimmy Carter.
And oh yeah; I’m an EX-Democrat for a reason. Actually a long, LONG, list of reasons.
Larry, there’s something sort of….sad about a group of people of middle-to-low income who worship billionaires, believing that those billionaires are in touch with “real people” like them, and have their best interests in mind.
IF HE JUST GET’S HIS HEAD OUT HIS ASS-HOLE THAT SHIT WONT CLOG UP HIS CELL’S !!!.