Senate Majority leader Mitch McConnell has indicated he intends to bring the Graham-Cassidy bill – the latest attempt to repeal the Affordable Care Act (ACA) or Obamacare – for a vote next week.
Co-author of the bill Senator Linsdey Graham of South Carolina said he is confident they can successfully repeal Obamacare this time around, and stressed how important it is.
“Just like welfare payments ensure nobody ever wants to work again, if we let people have affordable health insurance then everyone will want cancer.”
Graham says it wouldn’t end there, as people will respond by driving vehicles into walls so they can take advantage of government-subsidized invasive surgeries to repair torn aortas.
“Either vote for my repeal bill, or watch as everyone loads up their brains with amyloid plaques so they can develop Alzheimer’s and have fun at the doctor’s office.”