Indian Nations Send White House Invoice For 300 Trillion Dollars In Back Rent

Taking its cue from President Trump’s decision to hand Germany an invoice for NATO services, the National Congress of American Indians has sent an invoice to the White House for 300 trillion dollars in unpaid back rent inclusive of interest.

Speaking on behalf of the organization, President Brian Cladoosby said they were very pleased with the Trump administration’s new way of doing things.

“We welcome the President’s novel approach of simple invoicing.”

Cladoosby confirmed that the Unites States would only be responsible for back rent from the time they took over the lease in 1776. Any outstanding balance from before then would be taken up with the British Prime Minister and the French President.

The 300 trillion dollar invoice only concerns arrears, and does not address rent due going forward for which an updated lease remains to be negotiated. If both parties fail to agree on terms to renew, the United States will have to vacate the North American continent within 30 days.

In that scenario an additional cleanup charge would be due as a security deposit was not provided initially.

“Clearly you wouldn’t be handing it back in the condition you received it.”

32 Comments on "Indian Nations Send White House Invoice For 300 Trillion Dollars In Back Rent"

  1. “When a war between nations is lost, the loser, we know, pays the cost. But even when Germany fell to your hands, consider dear lady, consider dear man:::… You left them their pride, and you left them their land, and what have you done with these ones?” — Buffy Ste. Marie

  2. “When a war between nations is lost — the loser, we know, pays the cost… But even when Germany fell to your hands, consider, dear brother, consider, dear friend:::: — You left them their pride, and you left them their land, and what have you done with these ones? –Excerpt from song by Buffy Ste. Marie (Native American)

  3. *then

    News carries much more weight with proper spelling, grammar and punctuation. SMH.

  4. Parvez Hirji | April 2, 2017 at 9:05 pm | Reply

    I think is very thing to justify the real world to the Bristish and west what harm they did to rest of the world still doing the world at large we must get our lost divinity and resources back and compensation for all this years it could be Afiica, Asia , Middle East ,Australia, Newsland and Noth and South America so all can come real reality as who is who Inshallah with God wishes Ameen

  5. Patrick Hancock | April 2, 2017 at 8:27 pm | Reply

    Has anyone from the White House press core asked Sean Spicer about this at the “daily briefing?

  6. Reparations,perhaps to british colonies.. south asia.. africa.. or at least saying sorry, british parliament and the monrach? Ring a bell?

  7. Jesus Christ, you morons, this is a satire site.

  8. Then after they get their money they will need to go back and pay the tribes that they conquered for their land.Because if you think it was all peachy and no wars your dillusional.But i cant fault them for trying!

  9. Your are all so funny. What little history you know only serves your phony outrage. Go back to whatever European country spawned your sorry line. Oh, by the way, Donald Trump is the president. Your tears bring us joy.

  10. Carmel Dunham | March 31, 2017 at 9:40 am | Reply

    Awesome! Trump will have a hissy fit!Trump might Tweet about it,I hope so too. I wish you well. It’s what he deserves.

  11. Lorraine Wright | March 31, 2017 at 8:27 am | Reply

    Wonder if we can evict the royal family. I don’t see why not. They stole everything they currently own.

  12. The Indians lost the land. No one leased it. Indians weren’t strong enough and were overtaken. It’s not their land

    • Exactly. These descendents of “Turtle Islanders” weren’t even the first to come up with this reparations con. Who taught that big chief to write? Where did he get paper? Walmart, probably.


  14. Cynthia Albrecht | March 30, 2017 at 4:30 pm | Reply

    See if they’ll compromise and give your lands and reservations back. Along with monthly payments to the reservations. Monthly payments deemed by each reservation.
    I think this is wonderful and it’s about time you were paid!!!

  15. Finally!!! NCAI takes a real stand. You would never see [email protected] NIGA do this sort of t. They are busy”…protecting our sovereignty “. Bahahaha

  16. Ric l Carter | March 30, 2017 at 3:13 pm | Reply

    The sad thing is, most of the commentators here seem to not know this is a hoax site.

  17. While you’re at it, remind DonnieBoy that since he hasn’t paid federal taxes in 20 years, you’ll pull the 1st chunk of reparations outta *HIS* pocket.

  18. Dream sequence complete, and fade to black! Thank you for the valiant and symbolic effort! Great move! Sadly, we’ve never received any verbal, oral, apology from a siting President, in the history of their occupation, and within the dark shawdows of their colonization, assimilation, and near genocide of hundreds of millions of Indigenous Peoples of Turtle Island. As well as the desecration of our sacred homelands, water, air, and all our sacred relations we cherish. I’m a positive thinker, and a big dreamer, even I can’t fathom, we’ll ever see that invoice paid, and future debt settled. But the gesture is awesome!

  19. Adamee Atsiqtaq | March 30, 2017 at 8:12 am | Reply

    Can I be the evictor if they don’t pay? I’d like to give Trump the “Boot” right in his ass.

  20. Ivonne Michel | March 30, 2017 at 3:54 am | Reply

    Good luck! I love that you are billing him!

  21. WOW! HOLY COW! I think this is terrific! I say this in earnest “GO FOR IT”. It’s about time the Native Americans sought justice; you are within your constitutional rights! I am a strong advocate for Native Americans

    • We have been trying to seek justice for the last five hundred years.Read Wolfchild v the United States and Wolfchild v the State of Minnesota and read the history in these briefs. SCOTUS have refused us twice and the law is on OUR side.

  22. About time! They can take their so called laws they write then break — Just like the treaties. Provide your European enforced document- CIB or politely leave.

  23. Keep hounding Trump and government. If you win, I’ll pay rent on my 5 acres to you!. Wish you all the luck in the world!

  24. Rick Ciaraldi | March 29, 2017 at 3:52 am | Reply

    I love it!! But good luck it’s not like Trump is known for paying his bills.

  25. Don’t forget the Spanish.

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