It has been brought to our attention that we here at Breaking Burgh are a little lefty, a tad pinko, maybe even woke (don’t call us that – seriously). We prefer to think progressive with a dash of libertarian and lashings of cynicism.

Anyway this has us worried that there are huge numbers of very fine people out there we are not serving properly. To address this we introduce THE BURGH REPORT, which is dedicated to presenting the UNVARNISHED TRUTH that only REAL AMERICANS can stomach.

It is more important than ever that the nefarious experiment by the looney left to make life tolerable for more than just a few morally deficient people is exposed for what it is. The war on bike lanes must be won. The Steelers are confusing everyone right now and something must be done to resolve that as it is surely the more critical issue facing us.

To give you a sense of the patriotic dose of undiluted reality we will be injecting you with we’re giving you a sneak peak at the first issue cover.

More to come, Patriots! Just sign up below…