James Comey Devoured By Angry Hillary Supporters After Ill-Advised Walk In Woods

Former FBI director James Comey came to a grizzly end today when he was devoured by a pack of angry Hillary Supporters during a walk in the woods.

Though most of Clinton’s supporters resigned themselves to resisting Donald Trump after his victory, a number decided they were done with modern society and have been living off the land ever since.

Unfortunately this meant they did not know about Comey’s new anti-Trump status which might have saved him.

Defeated Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton said she would encourage them to turn themselves in if she encounters the culprits during one of her walks, but she can’t promise anything as she doesn’t control them anymore.

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