Jared Kushner Hurriedly Rehousing Rodent Tenants Outside Of Baltimore

President Trump’s claim that there are too many rats living in Baltimore hit close to home today, after it came out that close advisor and son-in-law Jared Kushner was landlord to many of them.

“It’s embarrassing for the White House as Kushner’s tenants in the city include thousands of rodents.”

Kushner has reportedly being rehousing the rats outside of Baltimore as fast as he can.

“Fortunately he has some properties in New York City that should appeal to them.”

The nightmare scenario for Kushner is that some of the rats will not want to move, and will hold him to the lease they signed.

“His properties could have sentimental value to some of them even if they are complete shitholes.”

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