Jeff Bezos To Include Free Copy Of John Bolton’s Book In Every Amazon Package

Saying he wanted to encourage America to read more, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has announced he will be including a free book in every Amazon Prime package no matter what is being ordered.

Bezos said he personally picked the book to be included, which is a new release by an exciting author called John Bolton.

“He writes a great story which includes a truly despicable villian and lots of international settings, like Ukraine for example.”

Kindle owners will not be left out, as the thrilling read will be automatically downloaded to their devices as well.

“Whether you’re a high school janitor or a US Senator, I’m going to make sure you get your hands on this exciting tale that gets to the heart of man’s depravity.”

Help a poor hardworking satire site out!

8 Comments on "Jeff Bezos To Include Free Copy Of John Bolton’s Book In Every Amazon Package"

  1. Ooo I cant wait to get mine

  2. Darn I was hoping this was true.

  3. I’m not sure if this is truth or satire.

  4. Well alrighty!!! We order like crazy from Amazon and I was planning on getting Bolton’s book so send me my copy! Thanks Mr. Bezos! 💕👍

  5. Roland Ascarrunz | January 27, 2020 at 9:11 pm | Reply

    This is a very positive move, it will be a very huge effort to spread the word within that book.

  6. When will this start? Want to order something…..

  7. It’s a SATIRE site.

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