Saying he wanted to encourage America to read more, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has announced he will be including a free book in every Amazon Prime package no matter what is being ordered.
Bezos said he personally picked the book to be included, which is a new release by an exciting author called John Bolton.
“He writes a great story which includes a truly despicable villian and lots of international settings, like Ukraine for example.”
Kindle owners will not be left out, as the thrilling read will be automatically downloaded to their devices as well.
“Whether you’re a high school janitor or a US Senator, I’m going to make sure you get your hands on this exciting tale that gets to the heart of man’s depravity.”
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