Jeff Bezos To Include Free Copy Of John Bolton’s Book In Every Amazon Package

Saying he wanted to encourage America to read more, Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos has announced he will be including a free book in every Amazon Prime package no matter what is being ordered.

Bezos said he personally picked the book to be included, which is a new release by an exciting author called John Bolton.

“He writes a great story which includes a truly despicable villian and lots of international settings, like Ukraine for example.”

Kindle owners will not be left out, as the thrilling read will be automatically downloaded to their devices as well.

“Whether you’re a high school janitor or a US Senator, I’m going to make sure you get your hands on this exciting tale that gets to the heart of man’s depravity.”

Help a poor hardworking satire site out!

14 Comments on "Jeff Bezos To Include Free Copy Of John Bolton’s Book In Every Amazon Package"

  1. Isabel Lynn Etkind | June 24, 2020 at 9:13 am | Reply

    This has to be fake. Despite the fact that he could easily afford to do this and despite the fact that he could have a positive impact on humanity this has not been what we have seen from Jeff Bezos.

  2. Natalie Rains | June 22, 2020 at 4:04 pm | Reply

    I want one pleade

  3. Kathleen Shuckhart | June 18, 2020 at 6:54 pm | Reply

    I hope this is true! When can I expect this wonderfully generous gift? I have been ordering on Amazon and have a kindle! as I will order more in July when book is o be released for sale! I also ant the book written by trump’s niece! I will get it from amazon as well thank you again!

  4. Peggy Teravainen | June 17, 2020 at 9:02 pm | Reply

    I would love to get my hands on this book or his niece’s book…as it says, Trump isn’t suing either because of something that is libelous or false – he’s suing them because of the non-disclosure agreements that they allegedly signed…

  5. We are a nation of human rights. Trump and Pence represent themselves as Christian by holding the Bible and all the so called Christian churches back up Trump with all his bull-sh__ and now we read and hear he didn’t mind when the Chinese leader told him he was erecting so call holocaust camps for the religious Muslim. Keep holding the Bible Trump.

  6. Chanee Clouser | June 17, 2020 at 8:02 pm | Reply

    Sadly it’s fake. This is a satire site.

  7. Ooo I cant wait to get mine

  8. Darn I was hoping this was true.

  9. I’m not sure if this is truth or satire.

  10. Well alrighty!!! We order like crazy from Amazon and I was planning on getting Boltonโ€™s book so send me my copy! Thanks Mr. Bezos! ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ‘

  11. Roland Ascarrunz | January 27, 2020 at 9:11 pm | Reply

    This is a very positive move, it will be a very huge effort to spread the word within that book.

  12. When will this start? Want to order something…..

  13. It’s a SATIRE site.

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