(The White House) Tensions flared between the United States and the Republic of Ireland today on the occasion of Irish Prime Minister Enda Kenny presenting the sitting US President with a bowl of Shamrock to celebrate St Patrick’s Day.
Events were going smoothly until US Attorney General Jeff Sessions arrived and became livid upon seeing the bowl of green in Kenny’s hands.
“You ain’t bringing any of your whack-a-doodle grass in here, boy.”
Sessions then attempted to drag Kenny by his ear into an ante-room for a hiding.
President Trump, who had earlier offended the Emerald Isle by producing an Irish version of his signature hat with a four-leaf clover instead of a shamrock, finally convinced Sessions that the Irishman wasn’t a pothead.
Sessions duly apologized for going overboard and said he only got so upset because he blames marijuana for ruining the KKK for him.