(The White House) Jen Psaki has announced she will be working from home following a positive test result indicating she is highly intelligent. Physicians at the Walter Reed Medical Center expressed concern that this is only the tip of the iceberg.

“Press Secretary Psaki has a very serious case and we fear there may be a wide outbreak of intelligence in the White House such as we haven’t seen in about, oh, four and a half years or so.”

Given the high levels of intelligence involved, they fear even President Biden may be infected.

“This disease is very insidious as it often masks its presence by making its host genial and jokey, but behind it all intelligence is calling the shots.”

The uncontrolled outbreak is in stark contrast to the previous administration, which took enormous precautions to ensure it never gained a foothold.

“Their strategy of ensuring everyone from the President on down had complete natural immunity against showing any signs of intelligence was enormously successful in keeping it at bay.”

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