After an uneventful first day on the US Supreme Court, Justice Brett Kavanaugh celebrated today with those that he loves most in the world, a selection of high quality craft beers.
“To all those who voted to confirm me, these next 28 triple-hopped IPAs are for you.”
Kavanaugh then asked someone to record his words and actions, both for posterity and because he wouldn’t know what he’d said or done tomorrow otherwise.
“Unless I pin someone down and cover their mouth – no need to record that.”
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