Kellyanne Conway has finally responded to a recommendation that she be removed for partisan activity while employed at the White House – a clear violation of the Hatch Act forbidding such behavior.
“You know I’m never going to get fired for this, don’t you? In fact my job security has just gone up!”
However Conway said she wanted to make a gesture to those upset by her actions and the Federal Watchdog agency that recommended her removal.
“From now on I promise to limit my Hatch Act violations to six days a week – unless I think of something really good of course!”
Conway said that day wouldn’t be Sunday, as that is her favorite day for launching partisan attacks on the morning political shows.
“They were practically born for Hatch Act violations.”
But she insists that hump day (Wednesday) will be violation free from now on, as she like to take care of personal business then anyway.