The White House has confirmed that Robert James Ritchie, aka Kid Rock, will be presented with the Presidential Medal of Freedom in addition to Tiger Woods as was announced previously.
“The President will be pleased to bestow both Mr. Woods and Mr. Rock with the nation’s highest civilian honor.”
Sources say the Detroit musician was fuming when he heard the golfer was to receive one while he got nothing other than a few visits to the White House and a golf outing, and he let the President know it.
“WTF Big T? I thought we were bros.”
Trump reportedly felt bad about how he had treated Ritchie and relented, though not before offering him the position of Ambassador to the United Nations instead. Ritchie, however, refused.
“Kid Rock wants the bling. Kid Rock needs the bling!”
In a sign that the President’s woes were not over, he was then informed by aides that Kanye and Ted Nugent had called multiple times demanding to speak with him.