The White House has confirmed that Robert James Ritchie, aka Kid Rock, will be presented with the Presidential Medal of Freedom in addition to Tiger Woods as was announced previously.
“The President will be pleased to bestow both Mr. Woods and Mr. Rock with the nation’s highest civilian honor.”
Sources say the Detroit musician was fuming when he heard the golfer was to receive one while he got nothing other than a few visits to the White House and a golf outing, and he let the President know it.
“WTF Big T? I thought we were bros.”
Trump reportedly felt bad about how he had treated Ritchie and relented, though not before offering him the position of Ambassador to the United Nations instead. Ritchie, however, refused.
“Kid Rock wants the bling. Kid Rock needs the bling!”
In a sign that the President’s woes were not over, he was then informed by aides that Kanye and Ted Nugent had called multiple times demanding to speak with him.
This makes about as much sense as Bruce Jenner being named woman of the year 😂😂
Orange boy is an idiot, no doubt, but the Congressional Medal of Freedom has been given to many undeserving recipients over the years, i.e. Emilio Esteffan of the Miami Sound Machine, for one. Based on that alone, although this is a satirical posting, Kid Rock would be just as deserving as Emilio.
How does Tiger Woods deserve one? Just because you win a golf tournament doesn’t qualify you to deserve such an award
Guess no one starts reading at the top of the page or looks @ source – frightening!!!
The problem is, is that so much unimaginable crap goes down, that it’s hard to tell the difference.
Seriously, the comments of the kook aid crowd. No wonder he got elected.
Sure, give some white trash who regularly disrespects the flag a presidential medal. That makes sense.
How in the hell does kid rock deserve any kind of medal.I wish someone can enlighten me.
The comments are actually funnier than the joke. Really morons?
Who are you to start throwing out names ASS WIPE!!!
As usual, NOBODY is corralling this asshole in. They just fucking sit there gobsmacked
Barry passed medals out like a Pez dispenser at least Trump picks Americans
you are a fucking idiot to even believe this shit trumpster
You’ve swallowed so many of Trump’s loads you can’t even tell this is just a dildo (a.k.a. “satire”). And why do you inbred idiots always have to reply with something about Obama or Hillary?
Fuck you, you fucking moron.
The idiot in thief is handing out these metals like candy on Halloween. What freaking moron.