Kim Jong-un Confirms North Korea Follows A Michael-Cohen-Oriented Nuclear Strategy

President Trump has been vindicated in his latest explanation for why the nuclear summit failed by none other than Kim Jong-un himself, who has confirmed his country has always followed a Michael-Cohen-oriented nuclear policy.

“I, just like my father Kim Jong-il before me, always base my nuclear policy on the advice of shuckster New York attorneys.”

The North Korean leader said he was on the verge of signing a comprehensive treaty guaranteeing full denuclearization when he got cold feet at the last minute.

“I suddenly found myself thinking – what would Michael do?”

When he was unable to reach Cohen because he was busy with Congress, Jong-un decided it was better to be safe than sorry and backed away.

“There needs to be much more high-level consultation between North Korea and Mister Cohen before we can proceed further.”

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