(Pyongyang, DPRK) North Korean leaderKim Jong-un is said to have canceled all his scheduled business to study video footage of Nancy Pelosi in an attempt to increase his sarcasm energy before meeting President Trump in Vietnam later this month.
“I have much to learn from this incredible woman.”
Though he normally maintains an aura of infallibility as “Dear Leader,” Kim readily conceded there was much to be gleaned from Pelosi’s advanced techniques of throwing shade.
“This is so much better than just calling someone a dotard.”
Kim knows he is not very accomplished in the finer arts of putting others down.
“When you can have almost anyone you meet executed on the spot if they annoy you, it tends to dull your wit.”
At last word, Kim was reported to be clapping at himself walrus style in a mirror.
“With practice I will get it right.”