(Pyongyang DPRK)North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has paid tribute to his friend President Trump on the occasion of his 73rd birthday, saying he has a special gift for him.
“In honor of this momentous occasion I will be launching 73 missiles as a tribute.”
Kim added he will not be launching them all at once as that would not be practical.
“Instead look forward to a program of launches throughout the coming year, with each most impressive than the last.”
The North Korean leader heaped praise on the President, saying he was worth so much more than some lame candles on a cake.
“Those are for losers, which you are most certainly not.”
Trump responded that he was greatly touched by the gesture, and added that if Kim needed any technical help launching his tribute missiles he only had to ask.