North Korean leader Kim Jong-un has expressed his profound gratitude to Russian President Vladimir Putin for loaning him President Trump for a second time.
“You and the Russian people are most generous with your stooge.”
Putin replied through a spokesperson that Kim was welcome, as it was important for dictators to be able to show their people they had a western puppet in their pocket.
“Hopefully this will firm up your iron grip over your starving peasantry for years to come.”
Kim promised to return Trump to Putin in the condition in which he received him.
“Since we’re meeting in Vietnam, I’ll be careful not to aggraviate his bonespur!”