(Moscow) In some welcome news for President Trump, the Kremlin has announced that he will not be facing a challenge to be their stooge again in 2020.

“He basically has a lock on it at this point.”

The development is not considered surprising but a simply reflection of the facts.

“Trump has performed so well as a stooge that any potential challenger would have an impossibly steep hill to climb.”

This means Trump can now focus his full intention on beating the Democrat nominee, whoever that may be, will the full power of the Russia party apparatus behind him.

“He can rest assured we will be doing everything in our power to assist him.”