LeBron James Offers President Trump Free Place In His Elementary School

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LeBron James sought to put an end to his feud with President Trump today with a generous offer to save a place for him in the elementary school he is starting in Akron, OH.

“I’ve noticed some deficiencies in the use of the English language that I believe my new school could remedy.”

He says he will not charge the President fees for his education, which will be the case for all students attending his school.

“Just like the President, many of the struggling first graders we are targeting have problems paying their bills.”

The only reservation James had was that the President might struggle, and could potentially hold back the rest of the class.

“You know what, give me a few days to set up a free preschool and I’ll get back to you.”

17 Comments on "LeBron James Offers President Trump Free Place In His Elementary School"

  1. I think to even bring LeBrons name up in regards to trump is disrespectful even if it is satire. Let Mr James do his good work. Let airbrushed cheeto dust go to prison and let’s all have a great day. Go warriors. #norcal p.s. satire is normally supposed to be funny.

  2. LeBron James is doing something to shape young kids futures. Number 45 should learn something about that from him.

  3. Trump will not be able to keep up with the preschoolers. I hope his wife is teaching his younger son different morals than the rest of the children.

  4. CzarsforDrumpfs | August 7, 2018 at 11:21 pm | Reply

    Trump could never compete with 1st graders without his daddy Drumpfs payoffs, and protection on the monkey bars.

  5. Now I am having second thoughts about sending my kid to LeBron James school. 😝

  6. All of you calling LeBron James an idiot need to brush up your reading and observation skills, then go back and read the header of this website. It clearly states that it is a SATIRICAL BLOG meaning that it is comedy, not fact.


  8. Trumpsupporter | August 7, 2018 at 2:30 am | Reply

    You haters are pathetic losers….Le bron is an idiot!

  9. He needs early childhood education first..

  10. Yes, he needs remedial education.

  11. WTG Lebron Take the high road

  12. Kim McConnell | August 6, 2018 at 1:21 pm | Reply

    Well done, Mr. James. You are a hero. Ever considered running for President? We could use a man with a brain, a heart, and a conscience. These qualifications seem to be lacking in the current resident of the White House.

  13. I love 💗 you Le Bron you are a great guy

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