Steelers running back Le’Veon Bell reported to the Steelers organization today saying he was ready to help them win the Super Bowl.

“I’m been preserving myself to be able to give you that extra boost when you need it most.”

A custodian at the management offices said that nobody was in and the Steelers didn’t get to the Super Bowl anyway.

“They didn’t make it? Please convey my condolences to Art because that’s a damn shame.”

Le’Veon then sought out Mike Tomlin to say he should at least be proud of making the playoffs.

“You didn’t make the playoffs either? My heart bleeds for you, brother.”

Bell soon left saying he had to be anywhere but here before the cold sets in.

“Good luck with that!”