Lion King Ending Where Trump Brothers Shoot Simba Proving Unpopular

People are flocking in droves to see The Lion King in cinemas, though many audience members are complaining about the ending in which Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. brutally kill Simba on a hunting expedition.

Director Jon Favreau defending the ending as the right artistic choice, however, saying he intended the movie to be as photo-realistic as possible and also true to life.

“Trump’s in the White House courtesy of the American public so of course Simba has to be shot to death by his progeny. Anything else would be a lie.”

He says he is dedicating the movie to the memory of Cecil the Lion, pointing out that everyone was outraged over his killing for 24 hours, after which they seemed not to be too bothered.

“In fact the restrictions against that sort of thing have since been relaxed even further by you-know-who.”

Next Favreau intends to do a sequel to March of the Penguins called Death March of the Penguins.

“Basically they march about in the blazing heat in search of ice until they all die.”

Morgan Freeman will narrate.

3 Comments on "Lion King Ending Where Trump Brothers Shoot Simba Proving Unpopular"

  1. They should have had the lions attacking the Trophy hunters to highlight how disgusting trophy hunting is.
    It’s a shame I was going to see this and looking forward to it but not sure I’ll bother as it’s gone from a warm happy comical Disney film to a horror film

  2. They should hsvf had the lions attacking the Trophy hunters to highlight how disgusting trophy hunting is.
    It’s a shame I was going to see this and looking forward tout but not sure I’ll bother as it’s gone from a warm happy comical Disney film to a horror film

  3. Too close to the Truth to be really funny, unfortunately.

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