(Bloomfield, PA) After being harangued by her family and local community over it for days, local Catholic woman and mother of three Sandy DiCario has finally decided what she is giving up for Lent.

“Giving.”

Ever since that insightful moment, Sandy has been embracing her Lenten sacrifice by not giving compliments, back rubs, rides to friends’ houses, the time, advice, and cash to anyone who asks for it without offering something in return.

“In Jesus’ name.”

Though a source of amusement to her family at first, after a couple of days her husband explained to Sandy that her choice to not do any cooking or give anyone rides was severely impacting his nutrition and their children’s leisure activities.  Fortunately the devout servant of Christ had a ready response to assuage his concerns.

“I’ve just thought of another thing I’m not giving any more – a shit.”