(Pittsburgh PA) A local man who is opposed to clean energy and has steadfastly maintained the idea of wind farms is ‘plain stupid’ was tragically blown off the porch of his Bellevue home this evening and is feared dead.

“Sadly we may never get to hear him say what a dumb cow AOC is again.”

Police are asking all climate change deniers who don’t think you can generate power from wind to stay inside tonight as their unbelievable ignorance could kill them.

“Right now there is lot of wind, and, this being Pittsburgh, a whole lot of construction and detour signs ready to decapitate you.”