(Sharon, PA) A local elderly man who missed a doctor’s appointment today because he couldn’t find his car keys is sending any bill he receives to the Democratic Party.

At first he thought he had simply mislaid them, until he went online to get the news from his preferred sources and noticed a disturbing pattern.

“Barack Hussein Obama is out to get people like me, and he will stop at nothing.”

The more he delved into it, the more he learned how Obama seeks to undermine the current President and his supporters at every opportunity.

“I wasn’t going to a political rally on this outing. But I could have been.”

He wants to get the word out that, without the distractions of office, Obama is now engaged full-time in frustrating right-minded Americans across the country.

“I know because a friend in another state couldn’t get his truck started this morning, supposedly because of ‘fouled spark plugs’. Coincidence? I think not.”