Local Trump Supporter Convinced Obama Is Behind Missing Car Keys

(Sharon, PA) A local elderly man who missed a doctor’s appointment today because he couldn’t find his car keys is sending any bill he receives to the Democratic Party.

At first he thought he had simply mislaid them, until he went online to get the news from his preferred sources and noticed a disturbing pattern.

“Barack Hussein Obama is out to get people like me, and he will stop at nothing.”

The more he delved into it, the more he learned how Obama seeks to undermine the current President and his supporters at every opportunity.

“I wasn’t going to a political rally on this outing. But I could have been.”

He wants to get the word out that, without the distractions of office, Obama is now engaged full-time in frustrating right-minded Americans across the country.

“I know because a friend in another state couldn’t get his truck started this morning, supposedly because of ‘fouled spark plugs’. Coincidence? I think not.”

31 Comments on "Local Trump Supporter Convinced Obama Is Behind Missing Car Keys"

  1. Can you say BAKER ACT ASAP.

  2. The same mental capacity of the president

  3. I hope his Dr appointment was at a psychiatrist’s office

  4. Trump feeds off of this kind of stupidity.

  5. You are an idiot. Is that Obama’s fault as well.

  6. obviously this vegetable listens to EL RUSH daily, they do walk among us?

  7. michael massoni | November 23, 2019 at 10:19 am | Reply

    This guy sounds like he’d be a perfect pick for Trump’s next Director of Homeland Security….

  8. This guy is an alien from Mars.

  9. Put his old ass in a home.Hes got T rump dementia.

  10. No, you can’t fix stupid

  11. Meri Kristis Justus | August 29, 2019 at 1:34 pm | Reply

    WOW, just WOW that is about the craziest thing I have ever read. i cant even think of something funny to say about this, this guy just stole some of my brain cells with his stupidity.

  12. Aw……that’s so sad. His children/friends should visit more. Ijs.

  13. Bernie B Hall | August 28, 2019 at 5:25 pm | Reply

    It was that damned tan suit! Today is the five-year anniversary of that scandalous day.

  14. Peggy Teravainen | August 28, 2019 at 3:22 pm | Reply

    I’m glad that President Obama had the logistics all set up to ‘foul’ his friend’s spark plugs and then get to his home to steal his keys. I’m surprised President Obama had time – especially when he’s busy under minding the government, etc. …is it any wonder why we have that racist lying scum bag in the White House when this person is typical of his believers? Pure stupid with a huge serving of ignorance on top!

  15. Ophelia Reasonover-Rome | August 27, 2019 at 2:55 pm | Reply

    I can’t believe this….oh…too funny….lol!

  16. These comments gave me my chuckle for the day! Thanks much! I now know who to
    blame for my keys, Sox’s in laundry, glasses, etc…I was blaming my age! I trust Obama
    to return my lost items as he is my virtual PRESIDENT!

  17. A terrible waste of human skin.

  18. Jodi Kate Lowell | July 11, 2019 at 6:02 pm | Reply

    NOW I know where all the lids to my Tupperware went !! AND the socks from the dryer !
    To think I was blaming poltergeists when it was Obama all along!!😂

  19. Rudy M. Patudee | July 11, 2019 at 3:40 pm | Reply

    I agree that you can’t fix stupid…but you can quiet it down with Duct Tape…

  20. I thought I saw Elvis at Walmart, but I saw on Fox News that Obama had Elvis killed, so I admit I was wrong. But, what about her emails?

  21. Pennsylvania is not West Virginia. It is Alabama!

  22. If all the Trump supporters with mental illness issues were in mental facilities, as they should be, Trump would need to concede 2020 for lack of voters.

  23. Dude, just go out for a cofveve and a hamberder.

  24. David Marucco | October 9, 2018 at 3:51 pm | Reply

    You can’t fix stupid

  25. Pennsylvania is becoming as stupid as west Virginia

  26. Not true! Hillary took them, and then sent an email bragging about it.

  27. Hope this guy doesn’t own an AR-15.

  28. Perfection.

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