Local Trump Supporter Convinced Obama Is Behind Missing Car Keys

(Sharon, PA) A local elderly man who missed a doctor’s appointment today because he couldn’t find his car keys is sending any bill he receives to the Democratic Party.

At first he thought he had simply mislaid them, until he went online to get the news from his preferred sources and noticed a disturbing pattern.

“Barack Hussein Obama is out to get people like me, and he will stop at nothing.”

The more he delved into it, the more he learned how Obama seeks to undermine the current President and his supporters at every opportunity.

“I wasn’t going to a political rally on this outing. But I could have been.”

He wants to get the word out that, without the distractions of office, Obama is now engaged full-time in frustrating right-minded Americans across the country.

“I know because a friend in another state couldn’t get his truck started this morning, supposedly because of ‘fouled spark plugs’. Coincidence? I think not.”

13 Comments on "Local Trump Supporter Convinced Obama Is Behind Missing Car Keys"

  1. A terrible waste of human skin.

  2. Jodi Kate Lowell | July 11, 2019 at 6:02 pm | Reply

    NOW I know where all the lids to my Tupperware went !! AND the socks from the dryer !
    To think I was blaming poltergeists when it was Obama all along!!😂

  3. Rudy M. Patudee | July 11, 2019 at 3:40 pm | Reply

    I agree that you can’t fix stupid…but you can quiet it down with Duct Tape…

  4. I thought I saw Elvis at Walmart, but I saw on Fox News that Obama had Elvis killed, so I admit I was wrong. But, what about her emails?

  5. Pennsylvania is not West Virginia. It is Alabama!

  6. If all the Trump supporters with mental illness issues were in mental facilities, as they should be, Trump would need to concede 2020 for lack of voters.

  7. Dude, just go out for a cofveve and a hamberder.

  8. David Marucco | October 9, 2018 at 3:51 pm | Reply

    You can’t fix stupid

  9. Pennsylvania is becoming as stupid as west Virginia

  10. Not true! Hillary took them, and then sent an email bragging about it.

  11. Hope this guy doesn’t own an AR-15.

  12. Perfection.

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