Luke Bryan Fan Appreciates Border Tragedy After Beer Is Taken By Heinz Field Officials

Northside Pittsburgh where the occupational accident is said to have occurred.

(Pittsburgh, PA) There were tragic scenes on the Northside today, where a local Luke Bryan fan experienced a hardship that caused him to question his support for President Trump’s harsh immigration policies.

“They took my beer from me at the gate, and I missed it so much. Then I thought, if I feel this bad over a Bud Light, how’s someone going to feel when they are separated from their child?”

He knows he broke the rules by trying to sneak his alcoholic beverage into Heinz Field, but says sometimes you find yourself in a bad situation where it feels like your only option.

“I’d just cracked open the 24 oz can when it was time go inside, putting me in a terrible bind, just a Guatemalen mother who’s told her entire family is about to be executed by drug lords.”

He now believes, no matter what the ultimate solution to the immigration crisis is, not separating families must be a priority.

“My beer may be lost in the system forever, but hopefully something good can come of this.”

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