Man Unbothered By Violent Insurrection Outraged That Mr. Potato Head Is Now Just Potato Head

(Sharon, PA) A local resident took to social media today to express his feeling that he has ‘had it’ with things and can’t believe what it being allowed to happen in the United States anymore. The shocking outburst occurred despite his being able to contain himself in the face of the murder of George Floyd and the violent insurrection at the US Capitol.

“Obviously you can’t let every little thing upset you.”

But his calm reasonable demeanor met its match with news that the Hasbro toy Mr. Potato Head would henceforth be known simply as Potato Head.

“It makes me so mad that such things are can happen in this day and age!”

This is not the first time he has ‘lost it’, as he was previously furious with a certain former President of the United States who sullied the highest office in the land with such vulgar disrespectful behavior that this man says he may never be able to forgive it.

“May Obama rot in hell for wearing that tan suit!”

He fears 2021 may have more terrible incidents in store that will make his blood boil, though he has somehow managed to completely contain any negative responses to mask mandates being dropped by irresponsible governors that will lead to needless deaths.

“But already I’m hearing things about Dr. Seuss which may be too much for me to ignore.”

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