Man Who Accidentally Listened To Wendy Bell Show Suing KDKA Radio Over Lost Brain Cells

A man who was passing through Pittsburgh is suing KDKA radio for damages due to a decline in his cognitive abilities after inadvertantly hearing one of their programmes earlier this week. He claims he was flipping through stations when the radio malfunctioned and couldn’t be changed or turned off.

“I was stuck on I-376 so I just had to keep listening to something called the Wendy Bell show.”

Almost immediately knew he was about to lose brain cells as Bell made wildly misleading comparisons to suggest authorities were deliberately lying to the public.

“She was comparing the worst case scenario from the Imperial Study – which assumes no pro-active measures or changes in indivudal behaviors – with current model estimates showing the reduced predictions due to mitigation efforts, and she used that as an argument AGAINST social distancing!”

Though he admits the incident was the unfortunate consequence of his radio malfunctioning, he maintains KDKA Radio shares responsibility for putting such a dangerously stupid product out on the airwaves.

“You can’t expose healthy neurons to that kind of abuse and expect them to keep functioning.”

The case will be heard in the Court of Common Pleas as soon as restrictions are lifted.

“I feel my chances are good as evidence in my favor continues to accumulate every weekday between 3 and 6pm.”

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35 Comments on "Man Who Accidentally Listened To Wendy Bell Show Suing KDKA Radio Over Lost Brain Cells"

  1. Thanks for the blog article.Really thank you! Really Great.

  2. Thanks for the blog post.Really thank you! Really Great.

  3. Racism is a 2-way street! Yes white supreme. If it hasn’t ended after Lincoln & MLK… guess what!? It’ll never end!

  4. Joe giovengo | June 5, 2020 at 1:02 pm | Reply

    Wendy bell should be put away in a sanitarium. She is a menace to society and to her self

  5. I think the guy who posted that Wendy Bell’s show is satire might be misled….

  6. Morons and Wendy Bell are like dog shit and flies. And it’s so cute that you think you’re owning anyone other than yourself. Best get back to what y’all are good at, licking boots

  7. John Campbell | June 1, 2020 at 10:44 pm | Reply

    Love all the juice drinkers posting on hete

  8. Tommy Athens | April 19, 2020 at 9:08 pm | Reply

    Are all of you people really this stupid? The story is fake. Breaking Burgh is a satire website.

  9. How do people constantly miss that Wendy Bell’s KDKA Radio is purely satire? If people would read the description/synopsis of the show they would know the views expressed by Wendy are purely to make you think about current situations we are facing. I guess some Liberals, Far Lefts and Democrats just can’t think out of their indoctrinated box. Wendy please continue being you, you’re brilliant in tour delivery.

  10. Anti Snowflake | April 17, 2020 at 8:01 am | Reply

    Why is it that these crazy people that can’t except a different opinion feel that that opinion should be censored? Turn the channel, it’s real easy . They are just looking for attention and this moron is getting it

  11. maybe she should put out a disclaimer and tell the democrats who apparently hate her she voted 2x for their beloved Obummer

  12. Love Wendy Bell!

  13. I have no use for a person that doesn’t know how to turn the volume down

  14. Love Wendy Bell! She speaks her mind… she is a strong woman! The only people that hate her are brainwashed Bill Peduto followers. WTAE was WEAK when they fired her! Her comments on Facebook were NOT racist. She is not racist in the least. They twisted the entire story bro try and destroy her. Good luck with this stupid lawsuit! You will not win!!

    • You needn’t be a criminal profiler to draw a mental sketch of the killers who broke so many hearts two weeks ago Wednesday. … They are young black men, likely in their teens or in their early 20s,” she posted on her Facebook.

      “They have multiple siblings from multiple fathers and their mothers work multiple jobs. These boys have been in the system before. They’ve grown up there. They know the police. They’ve been arrested.”

  15. She speaks her mind! Isn’t that our right as an American? This guy is a douche. Turn the show off and stop being a dramatic jerk! So let’s sue everyone that offends us or that We don’t agree with! Enough of this.

  16. Trump Derangement Syndrome is alive and well in the minds of America’s liberals. Wow. Unbelievable how they use profanity and make false accusations. Wendy’s show is great!

  17. Can’t stand listening to her. I turn off the radio as soon as Lynne Hays Freeland show is over at 3. She is crazy. No wonder Channel 4 fired her. She needs to go. Maybe she will end up on Fox News .

  18. Get this piece of shut off the air!! She’s a racist who spreads lies and conspiracy theories!!! F off Wendy. Shut the F up!!!

  19. She’s an asshole!!!

  20. People who might happen to wander onto KDKA RADIO and think that Wendy Bell and her ridiculous, uninformed, bigoted, alarming, dangerous and racist rants and unhinges conspiracy theories represent anything close to reality, or anything that resembles truth are sadly mistaken. Furthermore, anyone with a brain living here would be really mislead!!! Her bullshit and lies are nothing but an audition to work for Fox News, where truth has nothing to do with what they broadcast. They have no relationship to the truth and neither does Wendy, who bases her myths and misinformation on the crazy conspiracy theories she hears on OAN and Newsmax-both of which are right wing, radically religious spin machines for Trump. She is completely out of her mind and irresponsible!!!! KDKA RADIO should be ashamed of hiring a spineless bottom-feeder like her!!! WTAE had the good sense to fire her after her racist Facebook rant a few years are ago. People of Pittsburgh-WAKE THE HELL UP!! You are better than this!!!!

  21. Take his license away, the moron . Someone should sue him for idiocy

  22. Good luck with the lawsuit ..I am rooting for you ..she is a pot stirrer.

  23. So stupid! He had no brain cells to begin with!

  24. She is a disgrace.

  25. Implying he had a brain cell to begin with…I think not. Love her!

  26. She is a sad excuse for an American. Good luck w law suit

  27. For real! Turn your radio off if you don’t like what you hear! I think he had a pre-existing condition if you get my drift!

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