(Sharon, PA) A local Trump supporter is said to be ‘over the moon’ at news he will likely soon be the beneficiary of another stimulus payout from the US Government. The man – who will have nothing to do with the Democratic Party because of their disgusting socialist tendencies – is looking forward to receiving his check, possibly through the US Postal Service that he didn’t build all by himself and that allows him to miraculously send documents anywhere in the country for 55¢ should he need to. Failing that he is more than happy to use the public roads he failed to pour using his own personal resources to drive to wherever the checks are being distributed. Asked what he will do with the money, he plans to buy more bumper stickers denouncing the ‘libturds’ for their communist ways and to make a donation to his local Republican Congressman who has promised to lower taxes even further for a wealthy elite he will never be a part of.
WE DEPEND ON YOU TO KEEP GOING!