Mar-a-Lago Rats Invite Baltimore Cousins To Move South Before Winter Sets In

(Palm Beach, FL) Having learned about their existence through the news, the rat population at the Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida today extended an invitation to their Baltimore relatives to come to visit before the brutal Northeastern winter sets in.

“It’ll be a tight squeeze as there are already lots of us living here but we’ll manage somehow.”

As well as being a much warmer climate, the rats say it’s preferable to living in Baltimore in many other ways too.

“There’s always lots of food scraps lying around here, and no-one ever bothers you.”

They say the directions to Mar-a-Lago couldn’t be simplier.

“Just make you way to Palm Beach anyway you can and follow the first trail of rat droppings you find to the end.”

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28 Comments on "Mar-a-Lago Rats Invite Baltimore Cousins To Move South Before Winter Sets In"

  1. Has someone called Guinness Book of records yet! 10,000 lies in two year’s for any sitting president has to be a new record. Maybe next year he could even beat his old record.
    Then in 1812 our troops did guard all the airports…Hey if Donald said it , it must be true!
    LOL..FOOL!

  2. President Trump is the best President this country has had in a long time, he’s done more than any other President has in their 1st or 2nd terms. So get over it stock market doing better.

  3. Donald Trump he and his wife should go back yo where they come from he looking like a big fat stinking rat his self

  4. Oh for heaven’s sake. We have never had a PERFECT President in the White House! Get over it.mm

  5. Linda S Cicerchi | July 29, 2019 at 6:39 pm | Reply

    Do you think this Trump drama is just a misdirection after Mueller said he could be charged with obstruction of justice after he leaves office? Or is Trump trying out his re election strategy of denigrating rat infested apartment buildings owned by his son-in-law.

  6. I hated the 8 years with Barrack Odrama, BUT I couldn’t criticize him with him being BLACK without being labeled a racist, well thank GOD that social EXPERIMENT is over and we have a president that actually gets things done instead of sitting around planning the next GAY PRIDE party at THE BLACK HOUSE! lol

  7. Backing trump makes you full of rat shit.guess u think we closed the airports during the war of 1812. U are beyond stupid if you believe what trump says. Need to go back where u came from

    • Michael Rehfeldt | July 30, 2019 at 7:27 am | Reply

      I’d like to say you’re just ignorant, but you’d have to be willfully ignorant to be so wrong on so many things, that I have to conclude that you’re stupid. Really, it’s disappointing that the condition isn’t painful.

  8. Baltimore is like LA. There own city goverment and governor Don’t want take care own problems with their people living on street, sick homeless, plaques occurring and rats running around. They just want to tag the race card on everything. Fix your cities first!!!!!

  9. COMPARE Baltimore to Msr-a-Lago.
    If you are given a free lodging for 6 mos.,..which one will you take.a Suite at Mar-a-Lago or an apartment in some Baltimore Street?

  10. You all know that trump is the first president moving into public housing being vacated by a black family !

  11. Pathetic attempt! Surely your efforts to help Baltimore would be more fitting! But nooo!

  12. Isabel Patino | July 29, 2019 at 10:33 am | Reply

    Trump is the biggest rat of them all! He’s also orange, imagine that, a nasty, big, orange rat! Yuck! The white house will need to be fumigated for sure. As for Mar-a-Lago? Who knows, who cares.

    • Trump 2020🇺🇸. I’d like to say you’re just ignorant, but you’d have to be willfully ignorant to be so wrong on so many things, that I have to conclude that you’re stupid. Really, it’s disappointing that the condition isn’t painful.

  13. Unfortunately Trump has a lot of rats in the House and Senate to deal with everyday. Mar-a Lago was a lot worse before Trump purchased it but Baltimore has gotten worse…Grow up!Use you brain.Think for yourself not others.

    • Guess u have no brain.trump alligator mouth but he is a pussy who can’t back it up

      • Michael Rehfeldt | July 30, 2019 at 7:32 am | Reply

        Your ignorance is showing. It’s time you go outside and hug a tree and thank it for the oxygen it provides you. THEN APOLOGIZE FOR WASTING IT.

  14. Spot on.

  15. Libs are full of droppings.

    • Backing trump makes you full of rat shit.guess u think we closed the airports during the war of 1812. U are beyond stupid if you believe what trump says. Need to go back where u came from

  16. I’m sick with laughter1

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