Mar-a-Lago National Security Romantic Getaways Proving Wildly Popular

Romance and high-stakes international diplomacy are proving an intoxicating mixture for the Mar-a-Lago resort in Palm Beach, Florida, whose National-Security-themed romantic getaway packages are selling like hotcakes.

Their unique offering combines the traditional elements like a bottle of champagne waiting in your room and couples massages with less common elements like attending an impromptu National Security Council meeting between dinner courses.

Aspiring model Tiffany Carlsen said she loved her surprise getaway sprung on her by her Wall Steet trader boyfriend.

“We had a wonderful time enjoying the beach, the seafood was excellent, and as a bonus I got to direct our foreign policy response to North Korea!”

Other activities you and your paramour can engage in include parasailing, playing tennis, and holding the nuclear football.

Those interested are advised to book soon as rooms are selling fast and the package is only available when President Trump is in residence – i.e. every single weekend.

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