(Palm Beach, FL) The Mar-a-Lago resort rushed to quell concerns today that its meals-on-wheel program is being eliminated.
“Please don’t worry as this is absolutely not the case.”
The rumor that the popular program was being cancelled appears to have started in Washington DC, but management wish to reassure the nation it will not be axed or scaled back in any way.
“We realize the important of the meals-on-wheels program to ensure that people who don’t feel like walking to the dining room or terrace cafes are properly nourished.”
The other critical element of the meals-on-wheels program, they say, is the chance for social contact in what can be a very lonely world.
“The benefits of someone being able to verbally condescend to our staff as they deliver a delicious hot meal cannot be overstated.”
Despite criticism that the meals-and-wheels program is not worth the trouble, Mar-a-Lago management say it would be sorely missed if gone, including by the President himself when he’s in residence every single weekend.