Matt Gaetz Demands Right To Confront Underage Accuser In Motel Room

Embattled congressman Mike Gaetz, who is under investigation by the FBI for transporting a minor across state lines for the purpose of having sex, today demanded the opportunity to see the underage girl in question face-to-face.

“I have a right to confront my accuser, which I choose to do in a cheap motel with a six-pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.”

Gaetz said he would take care of everything, including rides, paying for the room, and the condoms.

“Just txt me her snapchat and I’ll take it from there.”

If it works out well, he says the FBI should see if there are any more girls 17 or younger who wish to level accusations against him.

“Preferably one with pigtails – and a redhead with freckles would be great too.”

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2 Comments on "Matt Gaetz Demands Right To Confront Underage Accuser In Motel Room"

  1. A redhead with pigtails? I think Wendy is too old for you now and she will kick your tail while eating her hamberder.

  2. Don’t worry you disgusting pig you’ll have your day in court.

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