McDonalds Introduces Covfefe-Flavored McHamberder That’s Paid For By Taco Bell

It's tiny-finger-lickin' good!

McDonalds Corp (NYSE: MCD) has announced a new sandwich in its line-up, the McHamberder, that will be available in all locations starting tomorrow.

Described as ‘like a burger but technically a berder’, the three-quarter pound beef double patty is covfefe flavored, which is said to taste similar to chipotle and nothing like chipotle.

Best of all for consumers is that the sandwich will be entirely free, as the company plans to charge Taco Bell every time one is ordered instead.

UPDATE: Taco Bell has since issued a statement saying they don’t pay for their competitors products as that would be insane.

82 Comments on "McDonalds Introduces Covfefe-Flavored McHamberder That’s Paid For By Taco Bell"

  1. FUCKING IDIOT tramp can’t even name all 50 states!!! FACT !!!!!!

  2. Marta Henderson | February 8, 2019 at 8:11 am | Reply

    When is America gonna grow up and get rid of the toddler running the white house? Enough is enough!! Its getting old people….

  3. It is a shame that those “supporting” the decrepit, ignorant, wives cheater, uneducated, anti environment DT did not realize that if you really love your country, you do it above any political party. And what this brute ignorant is doing, like blackmailing the Congress to get SO MUCH MONEY FOR A WALL THAT WON’T WORK, is too idiotic , or something VERY DIRTY. There are MANY geniuses in technology and computers who could do a much better job than this stupid idea of a wall. And this disrespectful president is not even republican.but he can’t trick God. And what he did , separating children from their parents, is so low that marked this country as horrible as he is. If this happens is Russia, NKorea, or the likes no-one will be surprised, but children should never be punished, and that is still going on here. This is a complete shame, and God won’t forgive him.

  4. This is hilarious. Yes, it pokes fun at PieceOfShit Trump- why not? He deserves nothing less than contempt and mockery; this is very mild and good-spirited, in my opinion. Trump supporters, lighten the hell up, you need to grasp reality.

  5. For everyone whining that this is so mean , give me a break ! You have a “president “ who acts like a middle school child with emotional problems playing on twitter and misspelling words and making up words . He also insults everyone and name calls . Sorry but a satirical site doesn’t need to be held to a higher standard then him. And he deserved no respect because he gives respect to anyone !

  6. HEY… defensive Trump supporters!… where does it say anywhere in this satirical article that it has anything to do with the POTUS? … that you recognize that this IS about Trump should tell you a bit about yourself… and Trump… 🙂

    • Who the hell you think made up the word covfefe? And the reference to taco bell paying for it is a joke on mexico paying for his wall. Derka der derr

    • I’m not a big fan of trump, but your logic here is downright awful. That they recognize that this is about Trump means that someone has very basic pattern recognition and the ability to remember for more than 1 month at a time. If YOU don’t think this is directly attached to Trump with no room for doubt, that says more about you than it does about others. 🙂

  7. Anonymous Patriot | January 18, 2019 at 7:12 am | Reply

    America is the only “free” country where one man, one vote does not count. The loser can actually “win” and we know what has happened when that took place. When America ditches it’s 18th century voting system, and uses paper ballots and says no political campaigning for a month before elections then we’ll have free and fair elections. Oh yea, and no taking billions from uber rich businesspeople with agendas. It amazes me that so many Americans think so lowly of their country that paper ballots and fair elections make them cringe. Or they think so highly of an immoral man in office. And they always bring up the Clintons. The Clintons aren’t in office people! Personally HRC was elected but our BFFs the Russians took care of that for their BFF Mr. Trump.

  8. Well, well. So much rubbish on just one post. The tRumpster’s are certainly the worst. Don’t try to justify your racism/mysogymy/whataboutisms as being patriotic or noble. Just label what it is: hatred. I was raised by a father who believed white was right, but I rejected this, because who said? It’s such total bullshit and I’m sick of it. My children are like Obama. My grandchildren are black/white/Hispanic, and they’re amazing and beautiful. F these “Americans” who think they’re better. My mother was from Sweden, one of those countries tRump loves so much. Guess what? My uncle and cousins there and others there hate him. Hahaha. The orange twatmaggot is a disgrace to our country and himself. 2020 can’t come soon enough, where the truth will be shown that the majority of the country is done with him. tRunpsters think he’s going to win, but they’re just as deluded as he is. Be ready, y’all. Resist.

    • Not a Deplorable | January 18, 2019 at 8:23 pm | Reply

      It’s nice to know that I’m not the only one who sees that the self-destructive mentality of the CONservative Trump$ucker is at an epic, almost biblical level, and it’s running full throttle these days. I will never be able to wrap my brain around how so many middle to low income working people will not only vote against their own best interests by electing a guy who represents a class of people who don’t give a single fuck about them, but they will continue to defend their Toddler in Chief to the death. And they do it despite the fact that he is the most controversial “president” history. He has the lowest approval ratings of any president and most of his cabinet has either quit, or been fired. Not to mention the number of his associates who are being investigated and indicted for treasonous crimes, AND THEY STILL SUPPORT HIM!! This country is in terrible need of a gigantic enema…

    • Not a Deplorable | January 18, 2019 at 8:31 pm | Reply

      It’s nice to know that I’m not the only one who sees that the self-destructive mentality of the CONservative Trump$ucker is at an epic, almost biblical level, and it’s running full throttle these days. I will never be able to wrap my brain around how so many middle to low income working people will not only vote against their own best interests by electing a guy who represents a class of people who doesn’t give a single fuck about them, but they will continue to defend their Toddler in Chief to the death. And they do it despite the fact that he is the most controversial “president” history. He has the lowest approval ratings of any president and most of his cabinet has either quit, or been fired. Not to mention the number of his associates who are being investigated and indicted for treasonous crimes, AND THEY STILL SUPPORT HIM!! This country is in terrible need of a gigantic enema…

  9. Y’all realize that a one time payment of $5 billion to build a wall, plus preventative maintenance year round is HUGELY cheaper than the $150 Billion we spent on illegals entering this country last year right? It’s a no brainier which should work well for most Dems who have no brain. We could use that $145 Billion surplus to pay down our national debt, improve roads, or fund much needed programs we may need to axe because we allow the flow of illegal immigrants into this country. I have no problem with people coming here. But there is a LEGAL way to come to the country and also to gain citizenship.

    • Please site your source.
      We are slated to spend 12 billion this year on border security.
      https://ivn.us/2013/08/05/border-security-costs-taxpayers-12-billion-2/
      Media Bias rates ivn.us as Center Left bias with HIGH factual reporting.

      • From the article:
        “About 70 percent of the $12 billion is spent on inspections and trade facilitation at or between ports of entry and administration, with 14 percent going to mandatory fees. Is the investment worth the return? U.S. Customs and Border Protection believes so. Officials say that as a result of increased enforcement, fewer people are attempting to illegally cross the border.”

    • Wow, are your numbers fucked.

    • Not a Dopey Redneck | January 18, 2019 at 3:43 pm | Reply

      Y’all realize the $5 billion is just a small down payment on a project that would likely end up costing at least 10 times that, take at least 10 years to complete, and not accomplish a thing for keeping people from crossing the border illegally. Even today, they are tunneling under what border wall/fencing does exist. So, y’all pretty much got it all wrong.

    • Trump and I rarely get along | January 19, 2019 at 12:29 pm | Reply

      Cite your sources? Last I checked the wall was pricier, the amount we spent was less, and it was thoroughly demonstrated that the wall currently suggested wouldn’t do much to help as a large number of illegal immigrants and drug carriers are smuggled through inspection points and via tunnels. In addition, based on the width of slats Trump suggested you could actually just WALK BETWEEN THEM if you weren’t obese. If you could back up your weird claim with some actual facts people will take more kindly to it.

  10. How does a stupid story about a McDonalds burger get so political and nasty, only in these times 🙄, you people should be ashamed of yourselves.

    • Captain Covfefe | January 17, 2019 at 5:43 pm | Reply

      How dare you not have a sense of humor about a story making fun of an incompetent president. You should be ashamed of your self.

    • Oh honey… do you need a hug or something?

      • Trump has always been a punk | January 18, 2019 at 10:12 am | Reply

        You obviously need a hug, since a satire story making fun of the Apricot Ass Clown has tied your panties in a knot.

        Go find yourself a safe space, snowflake.

        • I'm confused fam | January 19, 2019 at 12:32 pm | Reply

          You replied this to someone who pretty clearly was on your side. You’re not making this side of the argument look any smarter, and it hurts, because I’m on your team. I assume it was an accident and all since the guy was pretty clearly being patronizing to the original comment – you probably misclicked reply – but it doesn’t make it look any less weird.

  11. This is satire people, why is everyone getting so freaked out! Good grief!

  12. *chipotle

  13. Trump Supporter | January 17, 2019 at 11:18 am | Reply

    You people are fucking idiots. Get real… would you work and not get paid… think about that then reflect on you statement and see how stupid it made you look.. fucking idoits

  14. As a European I have to wonder why Donald Drumpf was elected in the first place.
    A man renowned for wasting everybody elses money in his mad empire schemes and coming out unscathed at the end of it.
    Multiple bankruptcies, failure to disclose tax returns, valuing himself as a brand, childish behaviour in social media, racist and misogynous outbursts, failing to retain staff in crucial government posts, playground language when dealing with other world leaders, mad cap schemes – this is the behaviour of a tantrum prone idiot, not a president of the USA.
    A president of the US should be a responsible person with an outlook beyond his personal self-gratification and conduct himself in a manner that illustrates this in all things.
    I feel sorry for all of those who are suffering from his latest spoiled brat tantrum that are having to try and survive on no wages in government employment positions affect by the shutdown.
    Maybe you will get lucky and he is impeached or fails to secure a second term of office.

    • The answer is simple Something had to be done to keep the servants of Saud out of office. We know that Hillary has been working for the House of Saud for many years. Is that a good enough explanation? Maybe next go round we’ll have some better options.

      • I love that Drumpf litteraly lets the Saudis get away with murder, but you think he is the guy to stand firm against them 😆

      • “Something had to be done to keep the servants of Saud out of office.”

        So your answer was to put servant of Putiun in there instead?

        Ummmm….

        • Rosemary Richards | January 17, 2019 at 11:15 pm | Reply

          NO we kept Hillary out of office . So your servant of Putin didn’t get elected. Look at Uranium One, Bill’s speaking engagement with Russian owned firm, Big donation to the Clinton Foundation from Russia. Dossier used to gain warrant which used RUSSIAN Agents to gain information. Looks like they started yelling wolf to cover their tracks and throw blame on their opponent.

    • “elected”

    • As Americans, we care very little what you Europeans think about our elections. The U.S. enjoys being the oldest existing nation with a constitutional government in which the people elect their own government and representatives. For all its flaws, we’re also the most powerful and influential nation on Earth. It will be tremendous watching Trump get re-elected in 2020.

    • Rosemary Richards | January 17, 2019 at 10:55 pm | Reply

      When has he said something racist?You dumb European butt does know that Mexican isn’t a race right? It’s a nationality . Islam is not a race either. It is a religious political ideology. Still not a race though So please put up an example where he has been racist.

      • You do know that Islam is not a political ideology at all, right? It’s a religion. The political ideology is what extremist groups bastardize to justify their actions … Not the same thing.

      • A REAL American Patriot | January 18, 2019 at 2:16 pm | Reply

        Rosemary, when everyone group of people he’s discriminating against is brown, that’s racism.

  15. Elizabeth Earl | January 17, 2019 at 2:00 am | Reply

    It should come smothered in Russian Dressing.

  16. Fuck. frump

  17. Build the freaking wall

  18. Trust me, nobody knows more about berders than me.

  19. Dear American friends and family- you have the opportunity in two years time to relegate this moron to the trash bin! Please, on behalf of the rest of the world, do it!

    • Not gonna happen. 6 more years. Be patient.

      • Fuck patience. He’s using the gov’t shutdown as a bargaining chip for a stupid expensive wall no one wanted to prevent a emergency that isn’t happening. Meanwhile, air traffic controllers are working unpaid, our national parks are being trashed, thousands of gov’t workers are losing their salaries, all for an emergency HE MADE.

    • Dude could lose the popular election by a landslide and still win the presidency, the electoral college and the senate (that woefully over-represents small states) are painfully undemocratic institutions that will hold us back as long as they exist/are structured as they are.

      • You mean the same electoral college and senate configuration that took us from being absolutely nothing to the most powerful country on the planet…

        …yea, totally holding us back.

        Not a fan of Trump but understand there are checks and balances there for a reason. No one complains when their “side” wins but oh when things don’t work their way…

        • Name one time the electoral college has worked for Dems advantage in modern history. Oh yeah…you can’t.

        • The electoral college and the senate configuration were part of the “Great Compromise”, the intentions of which were to appease southern states (colonies) so that they would join the Union and ratify the constitution. I’ll translate that for you: the EC and Senate were set up to perpetuate slavery. Period. Drop the mike. FULL STOP

      • Rosemary Richards | January 17, 2019 at 11:05 pm | Reply

        You do know there is no such thing as the popular vote. No President in the history of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA has ever been elected by popular vote, but if you do want to go there . Then let’s . There are 50 STATES that make up the United States of America. The States CREATED the Federal Government. Each of these STATES are Sovereign States. The popular vote you wanted. Well to simplify it for you let’s just say each of these States have 1 vote. To become President you have to have a majority of each of these States vote for you. That is exactly what Trump did. We are not the United State of America but the United STATES of America. So you Democrats and liberals would disenfranchise voters of ENTIRE STATES so you could win, but you don’t want voter ID because voters would be disenfranchised??

      • Oh yeah, We are not and never have been a Democracy! Genius, we are a REPUBLIC! You might want to learn the difference. A Democracy is nothing but mob rule which apparently you are for. A republic means that your rights are just as important as that mob. The mob could say every Friday you have to wear a puke pink shirt. You don’t like puke pink . In a Democracy you would be forced to wear puke pink on Friday because that is what the majority wanted. In a Republic you could say screw you guys I don’t want to wear a puke pink shirt and there is nothing they could do.

      • Rosemary Richards | January 17, 2019 at 11:11 pm | Reply

        Oh yeah, We are not and never have been a Democracy! Genius, we are a REPUBLIC! You might want to learn the difference. A Democracy is nothing but mob rule which apparently you are for. A republic means that your rights are just as important as that mob. The mob could say every Friday you have to wear a puke pink shirt. You don’t like puke pink . In a Democracy you would be forced to wear puke pink on Friday because that is what the majority wanted. In a Republic you could say screw you guys I don’t want to wear a puke pink shirt and there is nothing they could do.

    • I pray we do!!

    • A REAL American Patriot | January 18, 2019 at 2:17 pm | Reply

      We plan to!!!

  20. Bahahaha best comments!

  21. God help us,trump’s covfefe turdberders will be the death of us all …

  22. Is the second “chipolte” supposed to be “chipotle”?

  23. Just more anti-Trump sarcasm from Breaking Berd.

  24. It’s definitely BIGLY; it’s so YUUUGE, you’ll love it. There is no berder more qualified. No berder knows flavor more than this one 😎. If Taco Bell doesn’t pay for it, then every restaurant will be shut down ‼️

  25. First of all…I have no idea what you are talking about…..and I’m a marketing professional !

    What is a “berder” and what does coffee mean ?

    • I hope your post is a joke. Otherwise, the next time someone asks what you want for Christmas, birthday, or Mothers/Fathers Day, you should ask for a subscription to the Washington Post!

  26. That’s a Bigly sandwich

  27. I bet it is a great berder, best there is on the planet, nothing better and it looks huge. I plan on ordering lost of them and then going to the airport and give them to the TSA and Air Traffic employees. They need food since they have no money to feed them selfs working for free.

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