Following President Biden’s first press conference, the media faced accusations today of handling the President with kid gloves.

“Sure, they grilled him about the pandemic and the border, but who was asking him how many pornstars he’s paid off?”

Other tough questions reporters failed to ask Biden were which corrosive household products would he recommend as a cure for COVID and what professions did he consider himself to be the best in the world at despite having no experience or training.

“They let all that slide, so we’ll never know if Biden believes he knows more about viruses than any virologist.”

Worst of all, they utterly failed to ask the 46th President if he plans to instigate a violent insurrection against the United States government.

“You’d think they would at least have tried to pin him down on that.”

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