Melania To Follow Rose Garden Triumph By Fixing Water Issue At Yellowstone National Park

Fresh off her highly successful revamping of the White House Rose Garden, Melania Trump today tweeted that her next project would take her all the way to the great state of Wyoming.

“It is time to refresh the Yellowstone National Park so it can Be Best!”

Top of the First Lady’s agenda is repairing a ‘major water issue’ at the park, which she says she will correct by pouring vast amounts of concrete.

“Then every part of this beautiful park will be fully accessible without the fear of suddenly getting drenched.”

Should her husband be elected to a second term, Trump says she has even bigger plans to improve the American landscape, including eliminating a large tripping hazard in Arizona.

“If you are not careful it’s far too easy to fall into giant canyon and hurt yourself. But there’ll be not problem once I have it filled in.”

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