President Trump has taken the occasion of his birthday to suggest his wife should be called ‘Melania T’ in an obvious nod to the glamorous wife of President Kennedy.
However the idea has been objected to by Melania herself, who says she has other ideas.
“Instead of calling myself ‘Melania T’ I prefer to wait to learn the surname of my next husband, which may or may not begin with T.”
Asked how she could be so sure such an occurrence would transpire, Melania was brief and to the point.
“Look at me and look at him. You don’t need to be Einstein.”