(Greenburg, PA) Local weather forecasters have alerted area residents that a very unpleasant formation will arrive in Westmoreland County this Friday evening, with extensive damage predicted.
“Be prepared for high gusts of wind that leave you extremely angry and exhausted.”
They urge people to prepare themselves, as the resulting devastation will not be easily fixed.
“Sadly the damage caused by this type of event to basic human dignity is long lasting.”
Despite hopes the formation would dissipate, the latest predictions are that it will arrive on time, causing massive disruption.
“In addition to the primary system coming from Florida, a secondary mass of hot air is also expected to strike, which is notable as this particular formation is only supposed to affect the New Jersey area.”
Those in or near Greensburg are strongly advised to cover up – especially their eyes and their ears – to avoid coming to harm.