Mexico Announces Completion Of Transparent Border Wall

Do not try to scale this wall.

Inspired by President Trump’s innovation to make his border wall transparent – so people will not be struck without warning by bags of drugs thrown from the other side – Mexico  has proudly announced that it has not only stolen Trump’s brilliant idea for an invisible border wall but has already constructed one.

“We are proud to announce the completion of our invisible border wall stretching from Tijuana on the Pacific coast all the way to the Gulf of Mexico.”

The Mexican government said it decided to build a border wall to keep out U.S. militia like the Oath Keepers and they made it transparent so Mexican citizens could continue to enjoy the spectacle of hard-bellied middle-aged Americans playing dress-up to mask their personal inadequacies.

“It is most entertaining and we would hate to lose it.”

Construction of the wall was completed in record time and Mexican architects give full credit to Trump for his crucial insight.

“After he came up with the idea to make it invisible everything fell into place and we thought if he wants to make us pay for it anyway why not just build it ourselves.”

Once the design was presented to the Mexican President, he was happy to pay all the material and labor costs involved to prove Mexico could do something Trump has so far only managed to talk about.

“We invite all Americans to come to the border and not see this modern engineering marvel for themselves.”


68 Comments on "Mexico Announces Completion Of Transparent Border Wall"

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  3. So now we know what “The Dome” was really about.

  4. Mexico should have saved 8 yards of invisible fence material to put in front of the goal last night. That would have worked better than Jesus Corona’s “invisible jump”.

  5. It’s protected by a mime field.

  6. Ringo Lampini | July 19, 2017 at 9:27 pm | Reply

    The world is laughing at Donald Trump a.k.a. Donaldvo Trumpovich

  7. Michael Casey | July 19, 2017 at 7:54 pm | Reply

    Like my 3-D glasses! I wear them all day, every day, and it’s so cool; everything is in 3-D!

  8. #TexanAgainstTrump | July 19, 2017 at 3:11 pm | Reply

    Oh, thank goodness. Now I can approach the border without fear of being hit on the head by a 60-pound bag of drugs because I failed to see it being thrown.

  9. I didn’t know the Mexicans had such a great sense of humor. Love it!

  10. DAMN! Mexico, Canada, France, all get young, fit, attractive, progressive leaders and we end up with a doddering 71-year-old racist who can’t get away from his own stink???

  11. The description of the Great Wall is at BorderTransportationSystem website and it is self-funding and will actually make money for both Mexico and the United States. Take a look, see the menu on page two, and spend an hour seeing what ‘really’ can be. And yes, this has been reviewed positively by the President of Mexico, our NPS, and Interior Department.

    • ask the Jaguars, Javalinas, Antelope, 4 species of Deer, Coatis, and other animals about these ‘positive’ realities for biodiversity and species survival.
      . Yea, it will make money for the Military Industrial congressional complex- everyone else will lose except for profit contractors on cost plus contracts. More billionaire to hang out with Trump.

    • sorry there is no way the NPS is behind the wall, every single wildlife expert in the country has demonstrated why this will have dire consequences for wildlife and the environment (since it also goes through water and will change both ecosystems and waterflow).

    • Haven’t yet had time to completely process the concept of the Great Wall…or the comments below…but definitely a “must read”!

  12. Let’s call it The Freedom Wall !!

  13. Gary Orfield | July 19, 2017 at 12:25 am | Reply

    This could be the only truly transparent creation of
    the Trump era–and Mexico finished it even before the

  14. I gong down and take a picture of Mexico’s very very goodly wall and send it to trump. You know of course he’ll take credit for it. We know better. Mexico Rocks!!


  16. Gregory Lothian | July 18, 2017 at 8:06 pm | Reply

    I just want to say that I love Mexico and I hate Trump!

  17. I think the pope would even like this wall.

  18. I think the pope would even approve of this wall.

  19. Great wall Mexico! And Dump will pay for all the Windex that it may need after a long while. “And Dump will pay for it!” ha

  20. Everything President Trump has said in the past was from The Emperors New clothes and Animal Farm.xI am glad Mexico took the part of the tailors well done Mexico

  21. Patricia Todd | July 18, 2017 at 1:38 pm | Reply

    Breaking News, the 45th just claimed, misión cumplida, I told you they would pay and build , see how tall and strong it is, yes look people it’s transparent. The media refuses to report and acknowledge, where is my girl, Kelly Anne, tell them…

  22. Hope they put a CURB in front of the “Transparent Wall” warning it’s there! Brilliant concept. Kudos to Mexico!

  23. Wylie A Smith | July 18, 2017 at 9:21 am | Reply

    It’s semi-permeable as well, permeable to everything!

  24. ..??..’all in all, it’s just another brick in the wall’ ??….

  25. I sure hope that this wall is graffiti proof; I’d hate to see the view ruined?

  26. William B Moorer | July 18, 2017 at 12:25 am | Reply

    I saw through that hoax within the first sentence!

  27. Why can’t we have a good looking president like Mexico and Canada have? I know it’s not really all that important, but it sure would be nice!

  28. How come we can’t have a good looking president like Mexico and Canada have? I mean, that might not be the most important thing about a president, but it sure would be nice.

  29. You know, Karen, in Jamaica they call Trump “My man”, but of course with a Jamaican accent it’s pronounced “”Ma Mon”.

  30. I love it! I love it! I love it!

  31. This is the largest, longest, highest wall ever made. It goes up to the stratosphere & has God’s approval to even go to heaven or hell without being damaged. Believe me, Mexico you rock.

  32. I’m so happy the wall has been built! I’d love to send a check to help maintain the wall…… let me know where to send it and I’ll ‘put it in the mail’…..

  33. A non-existent wall is the perfect accessory for Emperor 45’s new clothes and non-existent governing philosophy and coherent policies

  34. Stroke of genius. Méjico rocks.

  35. You’re best to approach the wall with your arms extended. That way you won’t smash your skull while approaching. It’s the safest thing to do really.

  36. Linda Savage | July 17, 2017 at 7:51 am | Reply

    Very humorous neck of the woods.

  37. In San Antonio we love Trump so much we call him Cool Arrow.

  38. Will it keep their people in?

  39. Will it keep their people in?

  40. Sounds like Mexico played the trump card on Trump lol

  41. I don’t think it’s fair that the Mexican Government had to pay for this wall unless they used invisible money

  42. I love invisible walls you can do so
    Many things…specially watch the American sheriffs and wall police piiiing on the wall

  43. This is the greatest wall, believe me. The greatest. This is a wall you can’t even see from space. Incredible. I hate to say it, but great job you bad hombres.

  44. WOW,STUNNING,the view is incredible you can see the 2 countries as one GREAT JOB MEXICO.

  45. Trump praises new wall and himself

  46. AI’d be willing to wager that it’s So transparent you won’t even realize it’s (this wall) there ??????

  47. Samual P Buchanan | July 16, 2017 at 5:06 pm | Reply

    Since it was Trump’s idea…send him the bill!!!!!

  48. Ah ha ha ha ha

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