The Mexican government announced today that it has constructed a 2000 mile border wall along the US-Mexico border, which they have already torn back down again.
“It was easy, so easy.”
Asked why they would do such a thing, a senior Mexican official said it boiled down to one reason.
“To annoy Trump.”
The idea to build the massive structure was born just before Christmas, when they realized completing a task within a week that President Trump has been trying to get started for two years would really show him up.
“It’s a wall. Quite simple really.”
Skeptics who said the labor costs alone mean Mexico could not possibly have done this missed the mark, according to the Mexican government.
“Once we explained it would drive President Trump crazy the entire population of our country agreed to work for free.”