Mexico Offers To Wall Off Washington DC From The Rest Of The United States

Having grown tired of President Trump’s constant insistence that Mexico will pay for his border wall, Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto changed tactics today by making an offer directly to the American people.

“I will never pay for this ridiculous border wall, but I am willing to wall off Washington D.C. from the rest of the United States at no cost to you.”

Peña Nieto emphasized that while a border wall would need to be 1,989 miles long through difficult terrain, a wall around DC would barely be 30 miles on largely level ground.

“Just imagine never having to deal with those clowns in Congress and the White House again because they would be permanently separated by an impenetrable physical barrier.”

His proposal is receiving serious consideration from US voters who say they are sick of politics and politicians, including a sizable number of Trump supporters who now see their President not draining the swamp, but restocking it.

“It could be done in a week. I honestly think you would be happier.”

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30 Comments on "Mexico Offers To Wall Off Washington DC From The Rest Of The United States"

  1. THE “WALL AROUND D.C.” POST WAS FKKKING CRUEL, YOU s.o.b. !!!!! …… I only saw the story, not that it was from a fiction site. I absolutely believed it. Knowing, now, that it was bogus, I appreciate your fiction BUT FOR THE SICKENING DISAPPOINTMENT YOU CAUSED ME AND MANY OTHERS, YOU DESERVE TO HAVE YOUR ONLY CUP OF MORNNG COFFE SPILLED IN YOUR LAP.

  2. Could we consider walling off Texas too? I will kick in 10 bucks.

  3. That’s a solution! Take an insane idea and turn it into a practical one. I like this type of thinking. Go Mexico! Beside we will beg Mexico to sell us some food in the Great Waves of Changes to come…
    “The Great Waves of change are coming. They are building. They are emerging on the horizon. They are already affecting millions of people around the world. What will you do now? What will you follow? What voice within yourself will you follow? What wisdom beyond yourself will you heed? How much courage will you muster? How far will you go in your preparation? How seriously will you take the situation? To what degree will you compromise yourself to meet the intentions or the expectations of others?”

  4. Senor presidente Pena Nieto, le tengo una mejor idea, dejen de robarle tanto al estado Mexicano, inviertan mas en el desarrollo social de Mexico, generen mas trabajo y los ciudadanos mexicanos no van a tener que enmigrar mas a los Estados Unidos, lo mismo le digo a todos los presidentes de Latin America. Ya es suficiente, el robo ya viene desde 1910 cunado el encantador de ratas, Porfirio Diaz le dio comienzo a esta cadena de despilfarro economico y social. Ratas!!!!

  5. Carole Weeklund | April 14, 2017 at 11:19 am | Reply

    That is the funniest thing I have heard. Please find a way to do it. Build a wall around Mar-a-lago when tRUMP is there, lock him in. LOL. He costs us 3Million each time he goes there which is every weekend. tRUMP is a puppet for the repubs and Russia. Please build that wall!

  6. James Clintonista | April 13, 2017 at 3:04 am | Reply

    Shockingly, there are a couple of Mango Mussolini’s trolls in this comment section who are utterly moronic! It’s a satirical piece you assholes! LOL You clowns wonder why this kind of stuff gets written? Jesus! Nick! Avoid making an ass out of yourself in public please. people might mistake you for an American instead of the Russian you are!

  7. They should build a padded room for Trump! Thats a lot cheaper!

    • Forget the padding! Maybe a few bounces off the walls would knock some sense and kindness back into his tiny little brain!!

  8. President Enrique Peña Nieto, PLEASE BUILD IT! We need to be saved from these idiots who currently occupy the White House. They don’t belong there. So if they want to stay there, let’s lock them in.

  9. Funny I didn’t even know Mexico had a president. Though he should worry about why 90% of his countrymen would rather be here than there. Mexico a great place to go if you want to get robbed and murdered. Good job El Presidente
    Post Script: Try controlling those drug cartels that put you in place burrito.

    • Nick, You need to watch the testimony from Senator Kerry’s hearings on the drug trade!! The guy said he flew in to New York, was limo’d to Very large bank because Small or Medium size banks COULD NOT HANDLE TREASURY NOTES LARGE ENOUGH FOR THE PLANELOADS OF CASH HE WAS DEALING IN. THOSE CARTELS YOU’RE WHINING ABOUT, YOU IGNORANT RACIST, WORK WITH ONLY MAJOR U. S. INSTITUTIONS, SO WHY AREN’T YOU CALLING FOR THEIR ARREST FIRST???

    • I love Mexico. We have traveled S. several times in winter. I think you would be surprised Nick at the wonderful food, people and the millions of Am’s that spend their winters there. 90% by my estimate. Many own homes. I don’t know why WE complain so much but half of our country is hiding South of the border. Panama, Costco Rica etc. You seem to be lacking a working knowledge of the world.

    • Obviously Nick, you know absolutely NOTHING about Mexico! If you did, you wouldn’t have said these things!!! People like you are exactly what’s wrong with America. You live in an alternative world and only believe alternative facts…..Wake up and join the REAL world!!

  10. Hell no! No corruption in our homeland. Trump build the wall asap.

  11. I will help build that wall. Please come do it

  12. Norm Countryman | April 11, 2017 at 5:49 pm | Reply

    Both walls would be equally effective.

  13. Rose Massman | April 11, 2017 at 1:21 pm | Reply

    Better build one around Mar-a-lago, also, since that is where HE usually is.

  14. Do it, just do it

  15. I believe Mexico has enough troubles of their own for expending their time and funds at home. The USA will solve our own problems.

  16. Even though it would be amazing realistically this would do the us no good. After all the orange idiot still has a telephone and twitter ? Smh. An Election Day redo is the only thing that would make any difference. That or total and complete impeachment of him and his entire cabinate, including his vice. Plus he could just fly out of D.C. And wreak havick from his estate in Mar Lago…. I know this story is pure satire in nature but I’m a realist. It must really tick him off that New York where he and his family live, has made college free and accessible for all lol. That in my book is a very successful slap in the orange idiots face!

  17. Ben Helvensteijn | April 8, 2017 at 2:39 pm | Reply

    Dear President Enrique Peña Nieto, that’s a wonderful idea, and a lovely comment on 45. Pretty sure too 98% of my friends agree. Yet, I think even for Mexicans building that wall around DC within a week is “a wee bit” optimistic. Then again, 45 never accomplishes anything, for sure he hasn’t so far, nothing except for some executive orders, which were merely reflexive reactions to reading Breitbart and watching Faux Nudes.

  18. When can you start building? We Americans would be forever grateful.

  19. It’s alright by me.

  20. If only it could be possible. Now the repugs are playing unfair and going “nuclear” in order to get their nominee for Supreme Court “Justice” confimed. Otherwise he would not be confirmed. Sad day for us!

  21. Julie Barrios | April 6, 2017 at 8:19 pm | Reply

    That is the best thing I’ve heard since since the circus took over the White House. Please build the wall A.S.A.P.

  22. President Nietro save your money! Trump will be impeached before his first term so spending your money will be a waste. Build a wall around Mar a lago instead, will be cheaper. It will please the residence around this idiotic palace.

  23. Susanna Wells | April 6, 2017 at 3:12 pm | Reply

    This statement is the best antidote to all the anger & fear Trump stirs in me. I haven’t laughed so hard since the election! Gracias Mexico! Viva! Viva Mexico!

  24. A great wall around Washington, DC would be wonderful. Hopefully it will mute the governments clatter, too!!! Thanks!

  25. Heather Bothe | April 5, 2017 at 5:16 pm | Reply

    Brilliant idea! I hope it gains traction.

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