Having grown tired of President Trump’s constant insistence that Mexico will pay for his border wall, Mexican President Enrique Peña Nieto changed tactics today by making an offer directly to the American people.
“I will never pay for this ridiculous border wall, but I am willing to wall off Washington D.C. from the rest of the United States at no cost to you.”
Peña Nieto emphasized that while a border wall would need to be 1,989 miles long through difficult terrain, a wall around DC would barely be 30 miles on largely level ground.
“Just imagine never having to deal with those clowns in Congress and the White House again because they would be permanently separated by an impenetrable physical barrier.”
His proposal is receiving serious consideration from US voters who say they are sick of politics and politicians, including a sizable number of Trump supporters who now see their President not draining the swamp, but restocking it.
“It could be done in a week. I honestly think you would be happier.”