Michael Cohen received some good news today when he discovered he had won a prize from the Trump Organization for being their one millionth litigant.
A spokesperson for the Trump organization said Mister Cohen won the honor when he filed a suit for breach of contract for failing to protect him from indemnity or pay his legal fees related to his dealings with President Trump.
“He was very lucky in his timing as a contractor and a former Trump University student filed lawsuits just seconds later.”
As the one millionth litigant, Cohen will be entitled to be ripped off by the Trump Organization once a year for the rest of his life, and will also get a free Cadillac.
“We’ll let you know when the car’s ready. No calls please.”