Saying he hopes he can be forgiven, Vice President Mike Pence today apologized for commiting a ‘terrible indiscretion’ which he says will haunt him until the day he ascends to the bosom of his Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
“I just wanted to watch some football I swear.”
Pence said he had been watching the Super Bowl when the shameful incident occured during half`time.
“I found myself alone in a room with some pixels I had no business being around.”
Pence admitted he should have left the room immediately but remained for the entire show featuring Shakira and J-Lo.
“My only defence is that, given the Puerto Rican theme, I was waiting to see if Ricky Martin showed up.”
What is so wrong about watching the halftime show alone? This dude is fucking crazy.
at this darkest time in history,your humor is much appericated.laughter keeps us from crying.