Though it’s normally the President who gets all the attention when it comes to medical exams, the health of the Vice President is also of great concern given he is just a heartbeat away from being the Commander in Chief.
With this in mind, Mike Pence’s aides confirmed today that he has checked into Madame Tussauds in New York City for his annual physical.
“So far all is well for the most part.”
Staff examining him said they were slightly concerned with his pallor, which showed signs of discolouration, but that a quick buffing should fix it. They also noted some deformations in his extremities.
“We have successfully corrected them and warned the Vice President to avoid open hearth fires in the future.”
But even should the worst happen to Mike Pence, they say all would not be lost.
“Fortunately we maintain a spare both here and in our main facility in the United Kingdom.”