Speaking to the graduating class at Liberty University, Vice-President Mike Pence had some words of warning for the upstanding good Christian men in the crowd.

“Be prepared to be ridiculed for calling your wives and girlfriends Mother.”

Pence also cautioned that, as they ascended to positions of leadership, there will be temptations.

“You may find yourself expected to attend a business lunch with a female who is not your betrothed. Always refuse or sinful fornication will inevitably follow.”

He suggested that they surround themselves with the company of fellow menfolk as much as possible.

“If you’re like me it will come naturally.”