Millennial Not Impressed With Unimaginative Ash Wednesday Cross

A millennial Catholic is warning others to be careful where they get their ashes done after being woefully underwhelmed with the cross she received today at the Immaculate Heart of the Most Blessed Mary of the Immaculate Conception Church.

“Their artwork is lame af”

She insists the Priest took no time at all when making the mark on her forehead, which she says barely resembles a cross at all, and is completely devoid of any interesting detail.

“He could at least have coiled a snake around it.”

She recommends taking the time to find a member of the clergy who also works in a tattoo parlor on the side.

“It’s a good thing this was free, otherwise I’d be torqued.”

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